Millennial Tide Money

Financial growth from companies owned by Individuals born between 1980 - 1999 in industries that have been controlled by companies that are decades old

“Despite Victoria’s Secret success in the fashion industry over the past two decades. Rihanna has disrupted the industry with Fenty which is worth over $500 milllion”

Me- That’s Millennial Tide Money outliving these companies

by Zcribbla February 5, 2020

Millennial Rich

A term used to describe a millennial who claims to be broke and cannot afford the necessities of life when they do in fact make enough money they just spend it on frivolous luxuries like avacado toast, weekly manicures, concerts, etc.

Parent: Jasmine why don't you move out and get a place of your own?
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.

by Chungusslayer April 16, 2021

Millennial Beatnik

A young hipster douchebag that thinks pseudo-intellectualism and excessive drug use makes them more enlightened than the rest of us.

Do you see that knob wearing a beret and thick-rimmed glasses? Must be a millennial beatnik.

by bronzenotbrown May 4, 2021

Malenia

Malenia, Blade of Miquella. A real b-word. Known for inducing tilt and desk slams, especially when it comes to short, angry Danish streamers

Do you know Malenia?
The blade of miquella?
Thats the one. Shes such a b-word

by Grumpy Dane April 15, 2022

Basement Millennial

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this

We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

by Noot Noot Mc.Scoot Scoot January 30, 2019

Boomer Millennials

Millennials acting like boomers.

*Groupchat*
Person 1: "We are eating chocolate covered fruits"
Person 2: "So you guys are Boomer Millennials now?"

by YourDeepestWetDream March 5, 2020

ok millennial

the proper response to moments when millennials do dumb millennial shit but think they're better than the other generations, specifically zoomers, despite being objectively the most annoying generation in human history.

Zoomer: ugh I want to die
Millennial: ACTUALLY suicide jokes perpetuate ancient standards of bigotry and racism. educate yourself child.
Zoomer: ok millennial

by youaremumghey January 22, 2020