Malaysia

Malaysia is probably the kindest, most whole-hearted person you’ll ever meet. She cares about other more than herself, and helps others in every way she can. Albeit this is nice, it sadly does make her unable to see how amazing she really is. Malaysia is a beautiful, awe-inspiring person, who lights up whatever room she’s in. If someone is lucky enough to become her significant other, that persons life will change for the better. She has a wonderful, joy-inducing smile, even though she doesn’t realize it. And her eyes are reminiscent of the boat beautiful sunrise, they’re just so sparkly. She has a really goofy sense of humor, and can make most people laugh or giggle with her cute little mannerisms. Malaysia is just flat-out the best type of person you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: “oh, there’s Malaysia!”

Person 2: “yeah, she’s really cute. She’s also really kind as well”

by Jadonarey September 14, 2019

malade

literally, French for "ill" ... used as in great, amazing, "da bomb" or "off the hook" ...

"that party was fucking malade"

by Shields and Yarnell January 10, 2005

Malayna

Funny, awkward, tea spilling vegetarian, pumpkin spice latte drinker with a love for RuPaul and roasts

MALAYNA is LYFE LIKE #YAS

by Soo denim Ayyy Lias June 4, 2016

Malay Math

When Singapore’s affirmative action allows Malay students to pay zero school fees all the way up to their tertiary education, which has raised the mathematical proficiency of the Malay community over the decades—Malay math students, of which 99⁺% are Muslims, have fared reasonably well in international comparative studies like TIMSS and PISA vis-à-vis their foreign counterparts, albeit they still have some catching up to do compared to their local peers from other races.

Years ago, based on some TIMSS rankings, a Malay cabinet minister had figured out that Singapore Malay students are unofficially among the “world’s top ten,” which positively suggests that Malay math policies have helped raise the quantitative literacy of the Malay or Muslim community in Singapore.

by MathPlus July 15, 2021

Maladomini

The seventh layer of Hell in the Dungeons and Dragons mythology. It is ruled by Baalzebul Lord of the Flies, who is obscessed with perfection. As such, it is covered with the remains of half-constructed buildings, because Baalzebul always comes up with a more perfect structure to build and stops work on whatever came before.

Player: So, if we went there, we could find gems and vases and expensive artwork and treasure 'n shit all over Malodominic?

Me: Maladomini.

Player: Yeah.

Me: Sure, but devils are constantly salvaging and cannibalizing the old stuff for the new.

Player: So they'd be grabbin' shit too?

Me: ...yeah.

Player: No problem, I'll kick their asses.

Me: ...I'm going to enjoy killing your character, you know that?

by Kerik August 17, 2006

MALADO

MALADO means 'one who is fortunate' or 'good luck' in Fulani, of the Peul tribe of Western Africa.

It has no relation to latin-based similarly sounding 'malade' or 'mulatto'. It does NOT mean mixed-race.

the artist "Malado Baldwin" was named after a Senegalese woman.

by MHello April 22, 2019

malaysian turntable

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.

Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."

by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006