Dirty Malachi

When a man gets pegged while listening to black metal

God I'm SO ready to get a Dirty Malachi later

by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020

Malachi

Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.

"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"

by Yobootyeaterguy October 3, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the greatest person ever. he is so funny he is the best to be around with. you guys need to find your self a Malachi. they can be the bestest friend or boyfriend.

you need a Malachi in your life.

by barajas07 October 21, 2019

Malacca

A person who is really idiotic in a non-sensitive way

Shut the fuck up you damn Malacca

by Bob_butmynameisntactuallybob December 18, 2021

malahack

Demolished, destroyed, or otherwise just plain torn up. Can be used to descried things, actions, or people. Originates from Lumberton NC, where it is a slang term from Lumbee-English.

Billy-Joe malahacked his truck when he hit a deer with it.

I’m getting malahacked tonight, it’s Friday after all

Did you malahack my research paper? Now I have to start over!

by Tia P January 12, 2009

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

Malad

A huge bowl or plate of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, topped with a man sized portion of beef, pork, or poultry and salad dressing (Malads never have non-fat or low-fat dressing on them). man salad

The Buffalo Chicken Salad with Extra Bacon at Chili's is not just a salad, it's a malad...

by Diesel Decker October 31, 2008