the_ghost_of_martys_pepe

Degen Chatter in Mande's Chat who always has bad takes.

Yo you just did a the_ghost_of_martys_pepe. You just gave a very bad take. Yikes.

by solitudeisbliss January 15, 2023

Malty

The taste or feeling of Malt.

-Whilst sipping beer-
Mmm, I'd say this is a bit malty wouldst thou not agree?

by Hadjisan September 7, 2006

Marty Story

A tale too ridiculous for anyone to believe.

His daily lunch-time Marty Story always resulted in a collective eye-roll from the rest of the crew

by muchomass June 24, 2011

mattybear

a sexy lovening carening guy,

i love kissing my mattybear,he's the best boyfriend in the world .

by disturbed69 September 30, 2011

martyr

A martyr is a person who dies fighting for what they believe in. A martyr can either kill themselves or be killed.

In the 19th Century, a woman in England named Emily Davison (A member of the suffragette party) becamame a matryr after killing herself by jumping infront of horses at the "Epson Derby".

Martyrs gain a lot of sympathy by the public for preforming such an act which is one of the main contributing factors as to why they do it in the first place.

Martin Luther King is a martyr as he died defending black peoples rights

by Acdc2693 December 1, 2007

Office Martyr

The person in the office who perceives their work ethic and productivity to be vastly greater than the other workers. This person often adopts the attitude that doing the work alone is better than cleaning up the mess made by others. This person may be prone to neurotic diplays in temperment. The neurotic office martyr is the worst personality for any type of management position as they will suffer from extreme stress and live in fear of being undermined or undervalued.

Betty: How am I supposed to get all of this work done when I've got people who can't even read a memo!
Alice: Have you tried working with them?
Betty: How can I work with them? I have a huge pile of papers here and no one knows how to do this but me!
Alice: Can't someone else be taught to do it?
Betty: Never mind! I don't know why I come to you. You never support me. I can't even go to the bathroom in this place, I have so much to do!!! I don't know how much longer I should be expected to put up with this!
Alice: Wow, you really are the office martyr.

by Capitoladreamin July 24, 2009

matty

bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast

Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.

by lanzzz=] December 25, 2008