Millennial Shark 

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.

They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.

Millennial Shark by mah2220 May 1, 2022

Millennial fine 

How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.

"Hey, how are you?!"
"Oh you know... Millennial fine🤷 ♀️"

Millennial fine by Opalescent September 12, 2022

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

Millennial Retirement Plan by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

Millennial crackhead by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Millennial Aspirin 

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

Millennial Aspirin by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023

Millennial boomer 

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.

Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.

Millennial boomer by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023

Millennial Mom Butt 

A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.

Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).

Millennial Mom Butt by Calico Jizzack December 10, 2023