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machine bum 

Usually associated with consuming large quantities of semi-undigestables, such as corn or peanuts. The effect is a rapid-fire rectal discharge of the consumed food(s); often accompanied by diarrhea, accentuating the percieved effect.
"We had a great time at the picnic! There was lots of corn on the cob, but the next day I had a major case of machine bum!"
machine bum by franklore December 6, 2007

Machine Gun Kelly

a pop punk rockstar/rapper who is completely underrated. some call him a poser but i know of a lot of people who have said that his music has saved their lives. he talks about the reality of the world and helps people feel heard. so many people hate on him because he isn’t like other celebrities. he stands out in a crowd and you could see him coming from a mile away. his music is different than any other type i’ve ever heard and it’s easy to listen to but also easy to cry to. his concert was something i’ll never forget, he is such an amazing performer.

i love him so much and i’m so thankful for his music. ESTXXXX
Person 1: “Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?”
Person 2: “Yeah! His music is so underrated!”
Machine Gun Kelly by callmehay November 30, 2022

Machine gun kelly

most hottest person ever
damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy

Machine Gun Kelly Fan

A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.

machine gun 

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.
I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up
machine gun by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.
"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"
Machine gunner by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014