lymping

a lewd onanistic act of massaging your gooch with your three fingers (pointer, middle and index; usually with emphasis on the middle one) while keeping your thumb and pinky wrapped around the base of your cock for stimuli

p1: "dude, i'm too lazy to clean up to finger myself"
p2: "just lymp, bro! lymping is peak"

p1: "dude ive been lymping while looking at photos of this dude for 3 hours now"
p2: "can't even blame you, he's hot"

by manh00dgone June 22, 2025

Lymford

Lymford is the word used only for a 1.5 Litre bottle that is tall and skinny created by the Bdubz

‘Bdub what are you bringing to drink’ -TDB
‘I bring Lymford’ -Bdubz

by ImTPAD September 1, 2025

Lymford

Nickname for 1.5 liter water bottles, especially Evian.

Ah mate could I have a swig of your lymford? I'm bare thirsty

by Tarvince September 4, 2025

Lymington Waffle

The act of verbally abusing someone else’s children. A common term amongst some inhabitants of Hampshire.

“Dude, Dan totally served up some Lymington Waffle to Lenny’s kids. What a sicko!”

by Cuntbunch19 January 6, 2026

Glo-lympics

A party with a lot of people dancing with glo-sticks. A party that reminds you of ecstasy, and the '90s on ecstasy.

"How was that trance party last night."
"Everyone was rollin'. Total Glo-lympics."

by Tiggums October 16, 2008

sam lymburner

Sam Lymburner is a 15 year old youtuber from canada

“Did you watch Sam Lymburners latest video?” “Yeah, he fucked a turtle!”

by Sam Lymburner April 19, 2019

Ethanman Lyme

A fat hippo that plays video games all day and is bisexual

Oh look at Ethanman lyme over there he is a faggot

by Bomboclotboteboy May 6, 2020