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lotion and whistles

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles
by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024
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street lotion

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.
Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.
by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016
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lotion

some you dry, ashy legs ass mfs need
ty:bro you ashy asf yo knees are crying for some lotion

ashy knee niggas: damn
by luvfor._.tyy May 1, 2022
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oily lotion

oily lotion is just another word for oli london, the scariest british man/woman/what out there. thinks he looks like jimin. thinks he's korean. married to a cardboard cutout. you dont wanna know. he looks like a failed abortion.

synonyms for oli london: stupid, dunce, fool, airhead, dingbat, unintellegent, fugly, dumb, idiot, loser, dull, futile, ill-advised, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, naive, senseless, simple, trivial, dummy, rash, thick, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, imbecile, inane, indiscreet, insensate, meaningless, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, pointless, puerile, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick-headed, unthinking.

oli london famous quotes:
"saranghay oppar"
"kristy noona unnie oppar"

this man should be locked up. never to be freed.
studies show that 98.5 percent of the worlds population suffer from olilondonphobia, the fear of oli london. the defenition of oli london is simply /e laughs scries screams throws self against the wall. oily lotion, oli london, they sound and look the same
by soRa sucks November 27, 2022
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Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.
Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh
Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."
by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019
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