Urban Libtionary

A site where libtards who think they're clever come up with portmanteaus that are neither humorous nor creative.

Mental midgets usually find comfort and humor when reading the newest entries on Urban Libtionary.

by You're all pissing me off July 29, 2017

Sorry for lifting bro

"Sorry for lifting bro" (SFLB) is statement used to respond to your friends that are trying get you to engage in other activities than going to the gym to training.

"Sorry for lifting bro" can also be used as a rebuttal to jealous comment from other gym goers that make negative comments about you physique to make them selves feel better because they cannot put in the hard work required to achieve similar results.

In short, its a kind way to tell those that are trying to distract or discourage you from reaching your fitness goals to, "go f#$& themselves" and no matter what they say or do, they will not be able to keep you from reaching your fitness goals.

Friends: "you should skip the gym and we should go out and get wasted"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro" Then take a picture of yourself working out while they are partying and send it to them with the caption "sorry for lifting bro"

Guy in the gym: "you're only bigger than me because you have better genetics"
You: "Sorry for lifting bro"

by Mr Fitness August 23, 2014

lithium

One of nirvanas best songs and my favorite song on evanescences new album the open door

lithium, dont wanna forget how it feels without
lithium

by luella October 6, 2006

super-cali-fraga-listic-expi-ali-docius

a describing word that pretty much means that whatever you're describing awesome....

(I am probably the only person who can spell this word.... so ur welcome ^^ )

EX: That milkshake was super-cali-fraga-listic-expi-ali-docius!

by xxREBELIOUSxx May 23, 2013

Letting The Birds Out

To let the birds out on someone is an action which signifies that what the person has just done or said was a huge wreck. It is done by crossing your arms and linking your hands at the thumbs, flapping the remaining fingers like a birds wings. The action is to be accompanied by the sound: "hmmmmmm", as well as erratic flapping and head-bobbing to your desire.

Letting The Birds Out can also be conducted in a partnership, or a large group, all simultaneously letting the birds out on one persons morale.

"Isaak that was a shit joke, i'm gonna let the birds out"

Isaak: "(insert lame joke)
Dave & Rusty: "hmmmm hmmmm" (Letting The Birds Out)

by dave_lfc September 9, 2008

Littie

A lover of literature. The person doesn't have to love everything ever written. The person should just love reading and writing.

That girl is such a littie! She always has a book, some paper, and some pens with her.

by kagomeshuko December 18, 2019

Linting

Linting is when you really want to talk to someone ( especially someone you like) but you feel too clingy and uncomfortable. This often happens when you feel like you always start the conversation while texting. When linting you might feel sad because you feel like the person you’re trying to talk to or text is getting annoyed with you or doesn’t really like you when deep inside you know it’s just you, but then you get to thinking that it might not be just you. A lot of times this can be mistaken for overthinking.

Girl 1: I really wanna text him but I’m scared I’m annoying him
Girl 2: Nah you’re not you’re just linting

by @mehoe June 4, 2019