leaky sandwich

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

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leaky ego

Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.

Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.

by DocH February 17, 2022

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Leaky Ceiling

When a man ejaculates above / over top of their partner and it lands, or drips onto their head. Just like if your roof was leaking rain water and it was dripping onto your head.

"I didn't know where to ejaculate, so I treaters her to a 'leaky ceiling'

by EMTDUDE February 14, 2024

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leaky balls

when your girlfriend fucks you like a pornstar on heat so hard you loose every last milliliter of jizz you had

its like whats the opposite of blue balls, i came so much i have leaky balls

by Aatonovik August 11, 2017

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Loose leaky

When you have to pee really bad, especially while laughing and/or in a car, and begin to have the feeling that you are going to urinate on the seat of the car.

Mary: I can't stop laughing!

Jill: Girl, don't you have to pee?
Mary: Yes! I'm going to have a loose leaky on your seat!

by kdubbbya June 27, 2011

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