Lamonteing

The act of blowing into someone's anus.

When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.

Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.

by SFWESC January 28, 2014

sweet lemons

on the popular television show running fo over two weeks ''The Family'' was nominated for two emmys. The crazy uncle Anthony Lemons favorite catch phrase often interjected randomly in conversation.

alex:she was a great...vase.

Paul: yah always sittin there now doin much

Anthony:oh no my wife my beautiful wife oh sweet lemons why!

by lemons101 September 12, 2010

Lamont

A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.

Derived from the 70's tv show Sanford & Son, the son, Lamont Sanford. His father would call him a dummy. "You dummy Lamont you dummy!"

Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.

by Lagerhead01 October 16, 2009

Lamont

The smartest Nigga out there an honest and loyal and pretty

Lamont is so smarts

by Mont love November 21, 2021

lemons

the facial expression made when:

1)An individual hears or sees something 'heartrending' and reacts by screwing their face up as if they had just eaten lots of lemons


2) an individual is deeply upset and looks bitter

"man, trust me when she started singing I was showing bare lemons"

"I aint into that girl, she just looks lemons"

by IsaiahDee June 16, 2005

Tossin' Lemons

1. The act of chilling, hanging out, doing nothing worth while and/or doing nothing at all.
2. The act of socializing within a close peer group in a chill and low-key fashion.

Yesterday I was tossin' lemons with my bros after a hard day shreddin' threads on the lacrosse field.

by lordofthelemons240 February 22, 2011

sour lemons

When a girl eats sour skittles before giving a male a bj

Boy1: my girlfriend gave me some sour lemons last nigh
Boy2: eww isnt that supposed to hurt your wankie

by Zenigga September 24, 2016