Lady

Term used as a synonym of woman, girl, etc. Straight men don't use this word often. Gay guys do.

Jarrod (Gay): My lady is finally here!!!!

Man 1 (Straight): Your a homo

Man 2 (Straight): Jarrod, fuck yourself

Man 3 (Straight): God Jarrod is a faggot for saying that.

by staighterthenu November 7, 2010

ladies man

A man who the ladies love, easy to talk to, or love being around. A man who has the respect of them and well doesn't need to kiss and tell, they do it for him.

"You know Oda Soda right? From Lakewood? Yea he's a ladies man."

by The Soda Pop August 3, 2007

Lady Demeter

‘I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx

“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!

by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

Lollipop lady

A crossing guard, holding a big "stop" sign resembling a lollipop.

We can't cross the road until the lollipop lady says it's ok.

by JamesPBrown August 17, 2011

Lady Lozenge

Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.

"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"

"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."

by peterRepeater_1 February 14, 2009

Fountain Lady

Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.

"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!

by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011

Lady wiener

What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.

I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.

by MaliOMali February 2, 2019