kettle head

Dumber than a dumbass

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Forrest Coleman July 23, 2006

kettle head

A beacon of spectacular brilliance, inspiring love and hope, in an otherwise seemingly cold and dark world. Has the ability to illuminate your perspective and enhance your imagination.

What a gloriously wonderful kettle head!

by Tf February 10, 2014

Kettle Cooking

when a guy dips his nuts into a hoes vagina; a vaginal tea bagging

"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"

by RIZYZYZYZ Y May 9, 2005

Kettle corn

The act of tea bagging a girl/guy with poprocks in their mouth. This abides to the rules of kettle corn, due to the sweet and salty combo as well as the popping.

Have you ever experienced kettle corn? It's pretty extreme cause some times the popping hurts, but it hurts so good.

by Life changer April 11, 2010

Kettle

To beat viciously. Originated from a scene in the 2007 movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street where Sweeney Todd (played by Johnny Depp) beats Pirelli (Sacha Baron Cohen) with a tea kettle.

I heard you got kettle'd by a kid. There's no excuse for that, man.

by Trinket Stag September 27, 2008

Kettle Fear

A common misconception for the video game: Metal Gear

"Dude, I was playing Kettle Fear last night.."
"You mean Metal Gear?"
"Yeah whatever, and i completely blew this asshole's head off"

by YouKnowWho-poonS October 30, 2011

Casen Kreation

The most AMAZING clothing line ever made to man. Created by Mr. Kreation himself. A.K.A Casen. Its A Common Extraordinary Style. A.C.E.S Its Kreation. Its C to the backwards K. The clothes they common and extraordinary, all the shit you rockin is just common and ordinary. www.myspace.com/casenkreation

Have you seen Casens clothing line Casen Kreation? Cop yourself somethin.

by bigasstushy October 7, 2008