A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom
by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019
Get the Donkey Kongmug. by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018
Get the Donkey Kongmug. A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.
by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018
Get the Donkey Kongmug. 1. A character in the video game Donkey Kong, who throws barrels at Jumpman (who later evolved into Mario), in an attempt to stop him from getting at the princess who he had kidnapped from Jumpman.
2. A very popular video game, considered to be one of the best of the century, although Tetris is frequently ranked higher on lists. The gameplay involved jumping over barrels, and climbing up ladders, to rescue the princess, who did not happen to be in another castle. The game was made famous for good graphics and its amazing gameplay.
3. A compliment to a paticularly good video game. The opposite is "not Donkey Kong".
2. A very popular video game, considered to be one of the best of the century, although Tetris is frequently ranked higher on lists. The gameplay involved jumping over barrels, and climbing up ladders, to rescue the princess, who did not happen to be in another castle. The game was made famous for good graphics and its amazing gameplay.
3. A compliment to a paticularly good video game. The opposite is "not Donkey Kong".
1. Donkey Kong was walking around, when he saw Jumpman. Agressively, Donkey Kong threw a barrel at Jumpman, who could not dodge it in time. Jumpman died.
2. "So, I was playing Donkey Kong, and I jumped over two barrels in a row, but the third one hit me. But at least I set a new highscore!"
3. "Wow, Final Fantasy I was totally Donkey Kong!"
"Yeah, but World of Warcraft was so not Donkey Kong!"
"Eh, I didn't get a chance to play it, I'm a retrogamer. It's pretty much safe to say all the new games are not Donkey Kong."
"Whoa, I'm a retrogamer too!"
"Awesome!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
2. "So, I was playing Donkey Kong, and I jumped over two barrels in a row, but the third one hit me. But at least I set a new highscore!"
3. "Wow, Final Fantasy I was totally Donkey Kong!"
"Yeah, but World of Warcraft was so not Donkey Kong!"
"Eh, I didn't get a chance to play it, I'm a retrogamer. It's pretty much safe to say all the new games are not Donkey Kong."
"Whoa, I'm a retrogamer too!"
"Awesome!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 25, 2006
Get the Donkey Kongmug. refering to the way you hit somebody, as to how sometimes, Donkey Kong the video game character strikes oncoming enemies.
"Stop hittin' me man!"
-Watcha gon' do about it?
"I'll box you up!"
-Boy, a few jabs won't do it you-
"Imma Donkey Kong yo ass right on top of yo head in a minute!"
-Watcha gon' do about it?
"I'll box you up!"
-Boy, a few jabs won't do it you-
"Imma Donkey Kong yo ass right on top of yo head in a minute!"
by Tugboats June 11, 2006
Get the Donkey Kongmug. Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!
by Dick Cheeseburger December 31, 2011
Get the Honkey Kongmug. sex move in which First watch King Kong and then you gotta toss that bitch on the bed a little violently, tear her clothes off and mount her with arms out straight and your fists supporting your upper body and your knees your lower body
by JBut December 25, 2007
Get the King Kongmug.