A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
Get the Kloppenburg Surprise mug.Tau Kappa Epsilon is a brotherhood of men who support each others mental, moral, and social development. Since its founding in 1899, more than 240,000 men of good character have become members. We currently operate Chapters and Colonies on 278 college campuses across the United States and Canada, which makes us the largest college social fraternity in the world.
Members of Tau Kappa Epsilon value scholarship, character, leadership, teamwork, service, and brotherhood. We aim to make a positive difference in society, and become better people in the process.
Members of Tau Kappa Epsilon value scholarship, character, leadership, teamwork, service, and brotherhood. We aim to make a positive difference in society, and become better people in the process.
That guy has high values, standards, morals, and commitment towards building better men to aid in building a better world! He must be a Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity brother.
by Kevin Mayhew August 10, 2009
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a kappa is a japanese water monster.
the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?
the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?
here we are in japan. oh look, there's a river we must cross. good lord! a kappa! quick! make it bow to us!
by Eddybean May 2, 2005
Get the kappa mug.Kappauf pronounced as (cap off). The rarest but supreme race known to mankind. Often times the arian race tries to claim this but they come to a staunch realization that they are completely and utterly wrong. The Kappauf race is known for its power, looks, sexiness, strength, beauty, wisdom, money, business savvy, crazy good skills, and mind boggling humor.
The Kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. Such places like Orange County, South Beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.
The Kappauf status is known as a supreme plastic surgery. Such places like Orange County, South Beach, and other counties only concerned about vanity and looks.
"I have been trying the past seven years to be a Kappauf, but I am just to fuggin' uggly."
"Dude I wish I was a Kappauf."
"That guy is such a wanna be Kappauf."
"Dude I wish I was a Kappauf."
"That guy is such a wanna be Kappauf."
by bob bogosh April 18, 2008
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Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.
Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.
J: Dude, these totally hot guys just moved in next door.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!
Or...
T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!
Or...
T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!
by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006
Get the Kappa Alpha Shh mug.Kappa Alpha Theta is the best national womens sorority. Best chapters nationally include University of Arizona, Michigan State, University of Illinois, and Arizona State. "Sassy yet classy," these are the hottest girls you will ever see up close who look like models, not porns stars. These are the girls you want to take home to your parents, and then take to the bar to show off to all your friends. They act like the ladies they are, but don't be fooled...a Theta knows how to have a good time both at a party and in the bedroom. They're sweet natured but they know they're the best...with good reason. Usually affiliated with SAE. They get good grades, but would much rather be at a frat party than the library. They rock their letters with pride, usually on multiple items at a time. They are the best dressed girls on campus with the best bodies to match. Every girl wants to be them, and every guy wants to do them.
"look at that girl...she must be a Kappa Alpha Theta."
"I hooked up with THE hottest girl last night...AND, she's a THETA!!"
"I hooked up with THE hottest girl last night...AND, she's a THETA!!"
by barstar29 May 17, 2007
Get the Kappa Alpha Theta mug.A collegiate honorary society that you have to be total pussy-eater to get into. It is a top tier honorary society, only sharing its ranks with maybe Phi Beta Kappa, if they're lucky.
Only the elite get in, by definition. One is elected by Phi Kappa Phi alumni selection board, who are made up mostly deans at the college/university; you cannot apply for admission.
"Founded in 1897 at the University of Maine, Phi Kappa Phi is the nation's oldest, largest, and most selective honor society for all academic disciplines. Its chapters are on more than 300 campuses in the United States, Puerto Rico, and the Philippines."
Only the elite get in, by definition. One is elected by Phi Kappa Phi alumni selection board, who are made up mostly deans at the college/university; you cannot apply for admission.
"Founded in 1897 at the University of Maine, Phi Kappa Phi is the nation's oldest, largest, and most selective honor society for all academic disciplines. Its chapters are on more than 300 campuses in the United States, Puerto Rico, and the Philippines."
"Ok, resume says, "Member of Phi Kappa Phi", call his/her ass up for an interview, pronto!"
"Yeah, Will just went to his Phi Kappa Phi initiation"
"Really, you gotta be a shit hot pussy-eater to even be considered for that group".
"Yeah, Will just went to his Phi Kappa Phi initiation"
"Really, you gotta be a shit hot pussy-eater to even be considered for that group".
by SkullAndBonesEatMyAss May 18, 2010
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