by Elizabeth T. Parke June 10, 2010
Get the Super Loopy Kite Factorymug. a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.
by username420 December 21, 2020
Get the fly you like a kitemug. To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.
Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.
by De'Nikta October 7, 2007
Get the More high than two kitesmug. Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.
droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)
by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011
Get the English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)mug. Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
Get the I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.mug. April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,
She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,
She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
by 2Lucid May 7, 2021
Get the April Dawn Kitemug. Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
Get the Urban Kitemug.