Kippered

The bloke who is the butt of a practical joke

“Marc was kippered by Gary today”

by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019

kipperslap

The female equivalent of teabagging

Whilst he was asleep she made sure to kipperslap him

by jokeruk May 16, 2020

kipperly

A dumbass who is having as identity crisis at all hours of the day"

Kipperly screamed in agony

by Deme Lemon November 28, 2020

Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.

Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e

by Summer-E January 14, 2021

kippertheshiba

Lesbian 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Kippertheshiba is a Lesbian 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

by Kippertheshiba July 24, 2021

Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'

'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'

by El Poogo February 12, 2009

2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by anonymous February 13, 2025