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Kid

The result of breaking your condom.
Dude I had so much sex with my wife that our condom broke and now we're having kids. FML.
by someoutcastloser June 20, 2016
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Kid

Kid

A derogatory term often used in online games, although some may choose to take this a stage further and call it to people IRL. They will look retarded unless the person on the recieving end also plays the interwebs, however. It is often followed by the phrase 'notsureifsrs'.

Often used to insult another's skill or playing style, while simultaneously praising your own although the latter is not necessary, and often the word alone is enough to portray your meaning, and frequently enhances its effect.
n00b: hahahA yew just dyed! you suck!
you: because you were in the way you idiot
n00b: eye is better than you at tis gayme
you: Really kid... i mean really. Kid.

n00b2: why do i always die omgggg i have such a crap team
you: kid lol.. notsureifsrs you are sh*t
noob2: i am 18 faggot im not a kid..
you: kid..really? Do you even internet.

Kid.
by jaymeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 4, 2011
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90s kid kid

A child born in the 2000s who is into 90s things like a 90s kid. They're a rare breed of blockbuster loving, Tamagotchi crazy children. Also unlike normal kids, they don't listen to trashy rap music by retarded rappers.
Kid: Hey! Do you want to listen to dumbass rap music with me?
90s kid kid: F*** you and f*** your rappers, I'm listening to the spice girls and backstreet boys.
by wutdouwant February 7, 2019
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Kid

A name that you can randomly give another person if you do not no their name. OR
As an insult to a friend by calling them "Kid" instead of their real name.
by jfk109 June 17, 2009
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Ain't No Kids!

There are no children present, which means that I am going to loosen my tie, order a tasty beverage, and engage in liberal use of the vernacular with my colleagues.
Dude, you need to calm down.

Ain't no kids! I'm on break and tonight I gets ridiculous!
by Sumo Joe February 25, 2011
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Youtube Kids

An app some soccer mom's attempt to make their child watch kid friendly videos, AKA some shit nobody even enjoys. Elsagate mostly appears on here.
My mom got me Youtube kids instead of the actual Youtube
by 7point92x57mauser July 18, 2019
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Stray Kids

Stray Kids are the most inspiring K-pop boy group of all time. Stray Kids encourage their fans (Stay) to be themselves and teach them about the completely normal up and downs of growing up. Being a Stray Kids fan, a Stay, has the same feeling as being curled up in your favourite blanket. Stray Kids makes you feel warm and comfortable and their songs have the ability to lift any mood. Stray Kids have there fans back 24/7 and stay by our sides no matter what. Stray Kids teach us how to be ourselves. Stray Kids currently consists of 8 overly attractive and talented members who each give of their own unique charm which creates the masterpiece we know as Stray Kids.

You make Stray Kids stay, but most importantly, Stray Kids make us Stay.
by Hwangjin May 14, 2020
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