To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)
Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
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by Janick Neveu November 12, 2003
Is a Mafia consisted of 3 team memebers(Joe,Mark, Rene) of KFC. Founded in 2003 in National City, CA (8th Highland), The KFC Mafia is known to drink lots of Liqour(Budwesier is the offical Beer of the KFC Mafia) and cause havoic. The KFC Mafia is is no longer active, but the the Name will live on.
The KFC Mafia members was raising hell last night!
The KFC Mafia members was raising hell last night!
The KFC Mafia was raising hell yeserday!
by joelar March 25, 2008
guy-1: "that black guy is gonna try and steal my wallet."
smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"
smart guy: "Well throw a KFC grenade and run!"
by 87 January 31, 2008
Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.
This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging
This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging
by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004
Mcdonalds: who should i collab with next
Burger king: Snopp dog
Popeyes: kanye west
KFC: 6ix9ine
Mcdonalds: you have already have KFC
KFC: i have
Popeyes: yeah they found a RAT in your chicken
Burger king: how the hell does a RAT end up in your chicken
KFC: i hate here
KFC rat was bad
Burger king: Snopp dog
Popeyes: kanye west
KFC: 6ix9ine
Mcdonalds: you have already have KFC
KFC: i have
Popeyes: yeah they found a RAT in your chicken
Burger king: how the hell does a RAT end up in your chicken
KFC: i hate here
KFC rat was bad
by Smart words sussybaka October 20, 2021
"Hay look at him"
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"But he is a KFC"
"KFC?"
"Yeah, Kentucky Fried Cuntface"
Kentucky Fried Cuntface
"Him?"
"Yeah."
"But he is a KFC"
"KFC?"
"Yeah, Kentucky Fried Cuntface"
Kentucky Fried Cuntface
by zero-beat November 01, 2010