Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.

My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.

by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

Kermitism

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.

Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?

by FrogPoop April 22, 2023

Kermit

Gay-ass frog

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023

Kermit

The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path

uwu look its Kermit hes sooooo hot

by kermithoo May 7, 2023

Busty Kermit

A term referring to someone, usually a zesty aesthetically challenged female, that enjoys pegging. Busty Kermit's are typically found in the wild as alt girls, e girls,

"POV Busty Kermit in matteos room begging to peg him for free val carry in comp"

by The Captain of the Rocks December 8, 2022