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kennedy smash

After getting hit with a kennedy smash, the prize fighter's head went back and to the left, as he crumpled to the canvas.
by Dallop January 4, 2007
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Kennedy Catholic High School

Home to many of the typical high school social classes&nuns who can't teach for their life.
-Preps- the most common (it IS a Catholic school, isn't it?). People who belong to this are: cheerleaders who think they're all that, but really can't do a hurkey; football players, who haven't won a game in the past ten years; and the (very annoying) smart kids.
-The oh-so-fake emo group. There aren't many of them, but theys wear as much eyeliner as they can&pretend to not give a crap about their grades.
- Thought it's a Catholic school, there are more gays than in NYC; parents send their kids there as "punishment" for their "sexual lifestyle" &the kids who think they're normal, but are super-annoying& don't leave the REAL normal people alone. (See stage 5 clinger)

-Freshmen: Babies who don't know how to walk in hallways. There's that group of freshmen who think they're hotter than anyone else, challenging the upper-classmen in volume levels, grades & even dating them.
-Sophomores: Obviously survived Freshmen year, so they think that entitles them to be the "Coolest Kids in School" and trample anyone in their path. Most obnoxious & dread actual work, like to complain.
-Juniors: Actually are serious about grades- they have college coming up. Suck-up to teachers, and try to flirt with the hot ones, which Kennedy has maybe two- visit their favorite teachers daily.
-Seniors: Can't wait to get out. The idiots flirt with the ditzy freshmen cheerleaders. Generally keep to themselves,.
Oh, you go to Kennedy Catholic High School? Are you gay or did you just think the uniform is sexy?
by LaLaLiexxx3 October 25, 2010
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Kennedey

the coolest chic ever that everybody loves and everybody wishes that they were her she is super funny and super out going.
cesar wishes that he had kennedey
by shootymcstabbyface July 12, 2010
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[ketted]

i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree!
by macrel88 March 4, 2009
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Kennedy Launchpad

When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis
and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"
I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie
by JohWaheed August 6, 2006
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Kennedy

One of the best people you will ever meet in you're life.
A Kennedy is mysterious, but yet, she's not afraid to put things out there. BEST IN BED, Kennedy's are crazy.

they're not easy to get... so If you get one your one of the luckiest guys out there. Also they're really pretty and extremely trustworthy. Hang on to someone like a Kennedy.
Dude did you see a Kennedy yesterday?!
by Imperfectlyperfect October 21, 2010
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Kennedied

When a person, business, or idea is prematurely killed prior to being fully realized. This creates a positive memory that may inflate the actual objective worth of the person, business, or idea. See: President Kennedy.
I keep thinking about how perfect this girl was, but we only dated for a month. I might have Kennedied her.
by Zach Conine January 6, 2015
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