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Kelsonian:-
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
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