Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.

Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..

by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010

The Junior

A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.

by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009

weinie hut juniors

A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.

by t June 30, 2004

Junior Nation

NASCAR fans who support driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Junior Nation is perhaps the most loyal group of fans in NASCAR.

by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion February 28, 2009

Juniah

Juniah is a very pretty girl and Juniahs have been broken inside buh listens to people that has her heart she is very independent when it come to her friends she barely has friends,she likes dancing and doing hair.At the end of the day she doesn’t care what people think and all day she thinks about what her inspiration in life.

Juniah is a girl

by Unknown user urban duct August 7, 2018

junior ass nigga

This phrase is properly used after someone says something that convinces you that they're on some weird shit. Worst case scenario, that nigga a pedophile.

Jeremy: "Aye bro, who was that bitch that just came in? Her shit was thoomin'."
LaQuavius: "That's my little sister... She's 13... You a junior ass nigga."

by Big Munch February 7, 2023

Girthman Junior

The RappeR/MC alter ego for Jordy Donald because of his unusual girth.

Hey man who is your favorite rapper?

Mothafuckin Girthman Junior!

by tobin111 May 25, 2011