Josh

Josh is a man with a big black dick. Bigger than Aundrey the Giants giant leathery scrotom. Sea is his middle name. Fuck bitches all day every day

If I had to name that swagalicious guy over there, it would be Josh, just cause of that definition up there.

by ThatFuckedUpMonkeyWithTheAfro January 14, 2015

Josh

One of the funniest, sweetest and probably the most good-looking people you will ever meet. Joshs are hyperactive and hilarious to be around - there's never a dull moment. They are serious flirters, infact most have a really bad case of UFD (uncontrollable flirting disorder) - so if you have a Josh, make sure you keep him in check! Even though they make mistakes, a Josh can be the most sensitive guy you know, a shoulder to cry on, and someone who can make you laugh out loud when you don't even want to smile, but be warned - they can be incredibly cheeky! Make sure you give them lots of love, tease them endlessly and show them how much you love them - never let them go!

Example 1:
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*

Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!

by Ylime_enaj April 12, 2013

Josh

A hilarious kid. Acts very nervous and awkward around girls. He's a very dramatic guy and freaks out a lot. Overall, he is a nice person and a great friend.

Josh is hilarious when he talks with girls, despite his great personality.

by Wheewee December 27, 2016

Josh

the highest decree of bombness; often seen as a righteous dude.

Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh !
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.

by hageagd March 3, 2010

A josh

The act when one does something extremely retarted.

the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!

by cuddlebear5450 July 4, 2012

Joshing

Verb 1. The act of extending a meeting / conversation through the dominance of one's own dialogue.

2. Being caught in a conversation with a tall Englishman that seems unlikely to end.

1. I thought 15 minutes would be enough time to take a coffee order, only for him to start Joshing for the next 50 minutes.

2. Hey, did you see that girl over there? Seems like she was getting Joshed on...

by Old guy with unsettling smile November 4, 2015

Josh

An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.

Hey u r very cool, r u Josh?

by theman200 March 22, 2009