jonnathon

Laid back, hard worker, always puts others before himself. Biggest heart available. True family man type. Snatch him up if you find one with this spelling.

Oh ya jonnathon

by Nonyahaha December 21, 2016

Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018

Jonah Marais

Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing

Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone

Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one

Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t

Girl 1: then he is gonna be single

by Heaven1827 April 7, 2019

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is also a epic gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

johnathin

Johnathin is my straight NI99A he pulls mad shorties claps cheeks like nothin nice size pp no homo do and he funny as fuck

meh boi Johnathin is a fkn goat at life bruski

by slussysenis December 15, 2019

Jonah Mode

A state of mind in which an individual kills 30 homeless residents of Alabama and proceeds to empty their intestines. Then taking those remnants they build several assault rifles and hold the nearest government official for hostage (generally with no purpose). They commit three hours of intense sodomy and then kill what ever corpse remains. If by now they have slipped out of Jonah Mode they fucking kill them selves, if not they systematically plan racial and ethnic division within their nations to lead to mass genocides.

I almost went into Jonah Mode yesterday

by balls in my face x2 May 10, 2020

Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

by O' Chungus November 26, 2022