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Joetard

1. (n) an extremely retarded person.

2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.

3. anyone from Quincy, IL.
"Hey Joe, what you fin to do to today"
"My name isn't Joe, and quit talking like that, you sound like a joetard."

"Hey fam, Gucci went hard on that new track, Joe"
"Listen to that guy, what a Joetard"
by Tito89 August 5, 2010
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Porty Jertkle

1.)Phrase used to describe a fucking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as "fdkjghdfkjgh") that resulted in real pronouncable words. The context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.

2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).
"Victor, you slept with a corpse you fucking PORTY JERTKLE!"
by Rafi_and_Mike November 13, 2005
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Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.
Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.
by Simmaines August 20, 2017
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Joetism

When someone or something is always joe; in the state of being overly hyper and being joe all the time
Nigga you play to much, stop with all that joetism 🙄
by different/122345 May 18, 2019
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Joetism

To always be joe, or in the state of always being hyper / joe
Bro stop with all that joetism

My bitch out here on that joetism
by different/122345 May 18, 2019
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Joerg speed

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.
by TMMITL April 10, 2019
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joerome

A very unloyal fake person who never cares about others feelings. if you date a joerome he will not talk to you often because hes just one of those boys. I don't recommend dating one. yes, he may give you attention but not at school. he talks bad about you to his friends. I just don't recommend it. - from, zoey
joerome
by yirtudxjuuutyd October 4, 2019
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