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Jewish Harp

To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.
"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"
by Paul, you sandy vagina September 19, 2006
mugGet the Jewish Harpmug.

jewish mario

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation
Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013
mugGet the jewish mariomug.

Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.
This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!
by TTTH December 22, 2010
mugGet the Jewish screwdrivermug.

Jewish Mafia

A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion
I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
mugGet the Jewish Mafiamug.

Jewish Blowjob

Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.
Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.
by RueQeal July 23, 2010
mugGet the Jewish Blowjobmug.

Jewish Ten

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.
Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.
by Reb Schmuel April 24, 2011
mugGet the Jewish Tenmug.

Jewish Ben

When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.
Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!

Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 6, 2021
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