queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Jeremy Piven

Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.

- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.

by Senhor Aníbal August 27, 2008

Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than

Essentially to be a hypocrite. To tell people to do as you say, not what you do. From British daytime TV host Jeremy Kyle who constantly berates his guests for their bad behaviour then goes home to smoke crack and beat his wife. In the meantime, Graham, the show's counsellor, takes the guests backstage and takes advantage of them.

Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than:

"My dad just told me off for wanking in the bath. He's worse than Jeremy Kyle."

by Beastyboy March 25, 2008

Jeremyelove

An amazing person who is unbelievably cute.
There is only one person who is worthy of the Jeremyelove Title, and that is Jeremyelove himself.

Oh my gosh, look at that boy. he's like.. JEREMYELOVE!

by AndreaDawl December 25, 2007

Jeremy

Jeremy is such an amazing guy who hides how he feels most the time. Jeremy is known for a liar but means well. A jeremy will piss you off and try to talk about it afterwards. If you get close to a jeremy, keep him close, if you can handle him, you will make a perfect match. Jeremy is hard to understand and will push who he says he loves away

Jeremy is so unpredictable

by Jrmz February 3, 2019

Jerky McTrigger Slap

How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.

You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.

by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010

Ron-Jeremy-Roll

the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy

"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".

by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010