jerkin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvLaLqca4Y

a dance that began in los angeles

began in 2008

1: what dance is that?
2: dudes jerkin'

by dgarrard87 March 8, 2009

Jerkin

A popular dance movement in Los Angeles, California. Jerkin is an urban dance style for the youth,jerkin involves minor footwork, extreme bending at the knees. You can do it on the car or sitting on the bench.

youtube.com/themPRangers These boys be jerkin so good. As Ceejay would say "we getts it!!"

by dRe-T April 28, 2009

Jerking Off

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008

Jerkism

An addiction and palate evolution so strong, it becomes a religion. Virgin jerkers exposed to traditional authentic jamaican jerking of meats, fish, poultry and vegetables become so intoxicated with the taste...they convert to jerkism.

jamaican food jamaican religion jerk chicken caribbean food jerkism

by The Ja Joint July 28, 2013

Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else

Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)

by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019

Old Man Jenkins

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"

Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.

by K. Aman March 16, 2005

Jerkin'

Jerkin' is basically two things: it's both a "dance" movement and "music genre". Originating in northern California in 2008, "jerkin'" has infected the minds of our youth, and is also a big reason why our youth is brainwashed, clueless and imbecilic, and this is coming from a teen. The people who jerk are the usual every day degenerates who we should look down upon, and simply omit. Their moronic creation of a genre is simply made from a computer, thus proving everyone in the world why jerkin' is a pointless fad and possibly the worst genre of "music" that has surfaced the earth. Jerkin' lyrics are basically something like this: "do it, jerk jerk, do it, jerk jerk" or "ima lick that pussy clean, while i jerk and eat an ice cream".

Jerk: man i love jerkin brah that shit is fukin tight u down with jerkin' dude?
Me: ....shut the fuck up.

by FuckJerkin March 13, 2010