Jerk Bank

Mental box that holds masturbatory fodder for future reference while one is "Jerking it"

Bob - Hey man, look at that hottie - she's the bomb
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!

Jerk Bank by Studs365 December 1, 2007

jerk break 

A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.

Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!

Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?

jerk break by RC May 3, 2006

Jerk Material 

When you see a girl/woman who u would love to have a crack at or jerk off to.

Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine

Man, I saw this girl at the mall today with a crazy short skirt and legs for days, talk about 'Jerk Material!'

Jerk Material by Sauncunt October 25, 2009

Jerk Johnson 

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.

Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)

Jerk Johnson by Big Swish October 4, 2008

Jerk Space

The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.

Variation: Dick Space

"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"

Jerk Space by venomconfection July 20, 2009

Jerk-Off-Junction 

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.

we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.

Jerk-Off-Junction by head laceration July 15, 2010

jerk target 

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

jerk target by ochurricane October 28, 2013