A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.
Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!
by The Jakes May 17, 2006

person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
by Chrono_Chronicles November 1, 2014

Such a bitch, got a little dick, they're massive asshole, and means any insult you can think of.
Basically the n-word for white people.
Basically the n-word for white people.
by Chung is January 28, 2019

by Mesican August 18, 2018

Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
by spanish_joe September 1, 2010

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

a sexy young lad, with small raisin testicles and a permanently flaccid penis. He lacks confidence when talking to girls so he just casually follows a specific someone around until they notice him. Amongst boys however, he can crack a solid joke and knows how to lighten the mood, some improvement is needed on the masculine side of him, as he appears to be rather feminine.
by sweetpenispie February 26, 2018
