maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….

1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)

by kissesd August 17, 2022

Interesting

This definition of the word “interesting” means it’s actually bad

Oh that artwork is interesting

by Peace for heluers March 29, 2019

work-interesting

Totally not interesting except in the context of your job.

Them: Form 825 specifies that non-tenant applications aren't allowed to perform the actions specified in ISO-8501.
You: Work-Interesting!

by Diogenes Campbell May 21, 2021

Pot Interest

A superficial interest in an obscure subject, often motivated by the consumption of weed.

Bobby: Maybe Joe knows the answer to your astronomy homework question

Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.

by corporate bastard July 31, 2011

Interested, but not attending

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.

Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.

by Kuaile August 9, 2018

Interesting

What you say when you want to accuse a chess player for cheating but you're too much of a coward to say so directly.

Vladimir Kramnik: "Some small new piece of statistics, recently noticed, a player had scored 45,5 out of 46 CONSECUTIVE 3 minutes blitz games against approximately 2950 in average rating opposition (few different players) which is equivalent to 3600+ performance in those 46 Consecutive games. I believe everyone would find this interesting"

by AL1QU0T November 28, 2023

Protecting American Interests in the Region

War crimes

Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties

by Ripefruit March 15, 2021