When a man and woman are married, they engage in sexual intercourse, or sex. The spermatazoon cell meets with an egg cell and turns into a baby, and the woman is pregnant, and homes a baby for nine months, then gives birth.
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A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.
Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).
Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).
"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."
"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"
"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"
by MKF30 March 25, 2007
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Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse
by D=Rad July 24, 2010
Get the Textual Intercourse mug.When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).
Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.
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Get the Musical Instrument Intercourse mug.Humor lacking both sense and construction. Often used by people who feel too insecure to make regular, constructed jokes. This form of comedy is widely regarded as unfunny and merely a expression of the comedians own insecurities. Frequently referred to by proprietors and observers alike as "random" for lack of a more concrete or accurate description.
"MONKEY CHEESE NINJA SPORK PENGUIN OF DOOM LOLOLOLOL I'M SO RANDOM XD"
"You're really just exhibiting your failures as a human with this insecure humor, you know..."
"You're really just exhibiting your failures as a human with this insecure humor, you know..."
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Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Not as pleasant as it sounds.
Jojo was sitting on the pig sty fence above the breeding boars, smoking a doobie, when he fell in.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
When he emerged, covered in mud and (other unpleasant things), he gasped, "I been pigsually intercoursulated," before collapsing.
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