Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018

Innocent Victim

Bass Jam

Innocent victim killed it last night!

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022

innocence

it's what you lose after you see something bad

jim: i just lost my innocence because of you

mike: for what?

jim: YOU MADE ME SEARCH UP RULE 34!

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022

innocence

what’s that? who’s she?

She’s so freaky she doesn’t even know what innocence is.

by skskjdjdsjsjkdkd March 23, 2020

Innocent

In-nocent,

in-jured,

il-lness,

il-logical,

un-educated,

un-graduated,

un-skilled,

un-circumcized,

un-employed,

un-well,

un-fit,

un-responsible.

I william cody am innocent.

by Cody5050 May 12, 2023

Innocent

Basically what people who use the Urban Dictionary is not.

Urban dictionary is full of people who are not innocent at all.

by innocent rando shocked by defs July 5, 2021

Innocent Frystander

Any fry that falls out of the container and ends up at the bottom of the bag or on the tray when you go to a fast-food restaurant.

The delivery person must have dropped the bag because I ended up with a lot of innocent frystanders at lunch.

by Pburgh73$ January 16, 2025