couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing
Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.
by Mr sauve February 04, 2016
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jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.
Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.
by zygnus October 27, 2008
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Wyatt's Couch

When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.
"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"

"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."
by Freezen03 March 19, 2018
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couch cuck

Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.
"Fuck you couch cuck"
by Daniel Bryer September 30, 2022
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couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
My cousion Patience is a couch cow
by Mime-X_x August 11, 2007
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horse couch

Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”

Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.

Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
Doctor Smith recommended the horse couch to better straighten my spine, I hope it works!
by zrlx October 06, 2021
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couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!
by ricksie July 30, 2012
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