When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched
by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?
Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.
Joe- OK then.
Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.
Joe- OK then.
by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey
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by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.
by frostybear83 December 14, 2010
