impaled

To caues a point object to go into or through someone or somthing.

I can imagine myself impaled through thouse oversized horns of his.

by cool and hot August 4, 2016

impediment

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

impalin

making a decision where the only motivation is political gain that completely backfires and destroys a politician’s reputation. Named for Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, the presumptive Republican nominee for vice president in 2008. The word is a colloquialism based on the English word "impaling" and can be used with or without an apostrophe signifying the dropped final "g."

By choosing Sarah Palin as his VP, John McCain was found guilty of impalin'. Barack Obama easily won the election.

by Ize B. October 18, 2008

Impeachment

The public ceremony conducted in the senate where a peach is inserted into the President's anus.

That Nancy Pelosi stuffed the biggest peach I've ever seen up old Donny's bum pipe at his second impeachment! It was great!

by Cheezybrgrz January 13, 2021

Impala

The car that shot biggie.

Biggie was shot by a man in an impala.

by b.i.g. November 10, 2003

impeachment

When a Fruitcake is served.

Further explanation: when someone who is rather nutty is served summons for court.

B: "Did you see the news?"

C: "No?"

B: "Trump is facing impeachment."

by BennieSilver January 17, 2020

Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018