This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Missing husbandmug. 
by wordsaregood December 2, 2021
Get the Shariah husbandmug. Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
Get the husband parkingmug. KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS
Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Rain ;) November 8, 2020
Get the Kageyama Husband ;)mug. A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.
This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.
If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.
If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.
"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"
by too_hot_to_handle November 6, 2023
Get the Huberman Husbandmug. A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.
The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.
by JJGYET March 14, 2015
Get the marine husbandmug.