pre-hurt

the pain you feel before someone actually hits you, can cause you to flinch, When someone says "Ow!" to being hit, but no one has actually touched them yet.

He felt the pre-hurt when I caused him to flinch, but didn't touch him.

by arcangelus255 October 30, 2007

butt-hurt

the act of getting so offended by something as to the point of excess.

man, that guy was all butt-hurt when you took the last slice of pizza.

by joe pawski June 15, 2004

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005

Slut Hurt

When a hot girl gets bent out of shape for being rejected.

Bitch, don't be gettin' all slut hurt just cuz yo' nasty vag got da clap.

by Robisgod January 4, 2015

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014