Nerf Hoop

When a basketball player jumps so high they make the rim look non regulation as if it was a toy nerf hoop

Dwight Howard when he blocks shots that look like goaltending cause hes so high over the rim or when Blake Griffin hits his head on the backboard you may hear the broadcaster say nerf hoop

by basketball nerd September 25, 2011

hoop-sting

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.

"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"

by Jiggly January 21, 2004

hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.

The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.

by gracie:) August 2, 2008

Hoop Doop

The sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position

Sit down. Now stand up. Listen to the sound. This is Hoop Doop

Hoop Doop is a magazine by artists, about artists

by Hoop Doopism November 19, 2013

Hoop Jack

Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.

Billy's looking to get his (hoop jack )on this weekend by listening to some good old music and having a couple beers!

by SweetPete Weston January 11, 2016

hoop waffle

total shite

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.

by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004

Sore-Hoop

You have been on the beer the previous evening and the next morning (after a number of number two's) you bottom hole gets sore and stingy Rusty Bullet Hole

I tell you what lads, but I aint half got a sore hoop thi morning

by Wayne Cobley June 6, 2003