Hong Kong Waffle

Noun

An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.

Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.

"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"

by Lancipher November 17, 2016

Hong Kong Special

When an individual seems to have a never ending supply of ammunition without having to reload. To have unlimited ammunition without changing magazines or reloading. Often seen in movies and video games.

The character in the movie had a Hong Kong special and shot their gun endlessly.

by PhilthyAk47 October 27, 2006

Hong Kong Fluey

COVID-19

Hong Kong Fluey, quicker than than the human eye.

by Hooperdrivestheboat March 21, 2020

Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

Hong Kong surprise

When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.

Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.

by twigsandberries October 24, 2011

hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.

Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.

by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014

Going to Hong Kong

While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.

I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.

by Chiee January 6, 2017