Mary: What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Elizabeth: What is?
Mary: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven...
Elizabeth: LOLOCAUST
Elizabeth: What is?
Mary: A pizza doesn't scream in the oven...
Elizabeth: LOLOCAUST
by nyawww February 26, 2011
Get the Lolocaust mug.Holocaustianity refers to various argued similarities between beliefs in the politically correct version of the Holocaust and religious beliefs.
Anton: "what did you mean by that saying that the Holocaust is a religion, Mr. Grigory?"
Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
by MickTheGoat September 7, 2023
Get the Holocaustianity mug.by William Mccreight August 5, 2007
Get the zombie hollocaust mug.The Yolocaust was a very important time for 2014.
Every swagger, pregnant twelvie, gayolo, and #hashfag was eliminated from Facebook, Twitter, and (most of) 4chan.
The reason for this is still being investigated but it is widely accepted in school education that it resulted as a political fight between Grammar Nazi's and the Twelvie Squad on June the 22-23rd, 2014.
Every swagger, pregnant twelvie, gayolo, and #hashfag was eliminated from Facebook, Twitter, and (most of) 4chan.
The reason for this is still being investigated but it is widely accepted in school education that it resulted as a political fight between Grammar Nazi's and the Twelvie Squad on June the 22-23rd, 2014.
Maddi: Hey Dad, did you do anything special when you were younger?
Dad: Hell yes! I survived the 2012 Apocalypse, I witnessed the first Black US President, and the 2014 Yolocaust.
Maddi: Yolocaust?
Dad: It was a terrifying time for your mother. Ask her.
Dad: Hell yes! I survived the 2012 Apocalypse, I witnessed the first Black US President, and the 2014 Yolocaust.
Maddi: Yolocaust?
Dad: It was a terrifying time for your mother. Ask her.
by Blu186 August 5, 2013
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Get the lolocaust denier mug.Man 1: (after getting sniped 10 times in a row) dude, this means war.
Man 2: Man, this isn't war. This is a fuckin Halocaust!
Man 2: Man, this isn't war. This is a fuckin Halocaust!
by Shartruse October 7, 2008
Get the Halocaust mug.A satire, most commonly on 'Loldozer' or 'Roflcopter'. As opposed to 'My Roflcoper goes swa swa swa', one may put forth 'My Lolocaust goes swa, swa, swastika'.
Furthermore, a lot of people died in the Holocaust.
Furthermore, a lot of people died in the Holocaust.
by Zach Powers October 9, 2006
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