Definitions by Shartruse

Cake 

If you come across a cake, a weighted companion cube with hearts on it, and a sacistic uber bitch robot named GLaDOS, do NOT go near them!

GLaDOS: I promise, I'll give you cake at the end of this chamber

Chell: Screw you, bitch! I'm out of here.

Cake by Shartruse October 13, 2008

Halocaust 

To beat someone so bad in halo, that it is considered not a holocaust, but a halocaust.

Man 1: (after getting sniped 10 times in a row) dude, this means war.

Man 2: Man, this isn't war. This is a fuckin Halocaust!

Halocaust by Shartruse October 7, 2008