Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes.

Eamon Holmes.

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023

Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes?

Eamon Holmes?

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023

e-holmes

Guy with a big dick and is hot and is beautiful and he can make u feel special even when you aren't. He's the class clown and funny as shit ladies you want this guy

Dude did u see E-Holmes. That guy looks lit af!!

by E-Holmes September 25, 2017

samantha holmes

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.

Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.

by unicornssss1015 June 5, 2016

Holmes

Same word as homes but spelled different.

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..

by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021

Elora Lee Holmes

A disease where your cock wont stop cumming and causes you to ascend into space.

Oh man I just got diagnosed with Elora Lee Holmes…

by Sven tincklebottom goosehive June 6, 2022