Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.

You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"

by TotalLoser December 2, 2011

Thomas Hogan

Thomas Hogan

Thomas Hogan

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

hulk hogan

You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.

Hey babe wanna try the "hulk hogan" our dog is in to it.

by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020

Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew

Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay

by NoVid April 14, 2022

Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.

How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.

by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025

Hogan

A girl typically with a name that rhymes with Tyler or who’s last name starts with v

Sky is called hogan at press conferences.

by Nickel back November 21, 2019

Hogan

Hogan is a ginger man, over eighteen with blue eyes commonly found foraging for rickrolls. Likes to sit in the shade on rooftops. Enjoys Monty python. Watch it and you'll have a Hogan by your side for a while... He's funny, creative, caring, he also looks deathly like a young Rick Astley.

Appears to be the love child of Rick Astley and Ron Weasley.

"Hogan rickroll the whole neighborhood!"

"Hey, Hogan! behind you!"

by AlmondYeti October 11, 2021