hog ear sandwich 

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy

"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."

hog ear sandwich by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Hog Tongue 

Using the underside of your tongue when licking an asshole.

Use the backside of your tongue and HOG TONGUE me baby!

Hog Tongue by Kirakasa February 2, 2009

hog pizzum 

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

hog pizzum by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011

hog's tether 

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

hog's tether by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

hog blossoms 

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

hog blossoms by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

hog yanking 

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

hog yanking by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017

hog knob 

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

hog knob by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018