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hershey squirt

1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).

2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.

3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)

fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 6, 2005
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Herschel

Herschel’s... well they are very outgoing, thoughtful, and he’s good looking he’s good at handling things, he can be nice when he wants to but otherwise on the inside he’s just a good, kind hearted, thoughtful person.
Herschel is a wonderful person!
by m.arissa.12 January 25, 2019
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Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.
by Devia February 19, 2018
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Hershey Squirt

The art of dropping a log of dirraheri in someone's milk
I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup
by Chigga neese April 25, 2019
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Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020
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hershey suprise

A fraternity-associated contest where two people ,who have to shit, put their asses together and each person tries to shit into the other's asshole. Very nasty, but extremely funny to watch.
Dude, patrick got bragging rights for the whole year for beating Donny in the hershey suprise.
by Goldo Glittergold March 18, 2007
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shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.
I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)
by he-jonathan May 5, 2021
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