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Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.
"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021
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John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
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Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
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pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.
I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.
by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017
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headache

JUST BEAN AND JAY BEING A HEADACHE YK?
by BIG OL STANKY BALLS August 4, 2022
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My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.
Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.
by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024
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grammar headache

A headache caused by the visual onslaught of grammatically incorrect text. Some times bringing out the grammar nazi in you.
Mike's essay have me a grammar headache. It had too many errors.
by P.L Johnsen May 3, 2017
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