psychedelic harmony

An enigmatic myth. It is not a concrete thing. It cannot be created, it must be foud. It cannot be made by a machine. It is in a way, a delusion of grandeur, an equivocation, an unfathomable query... a sphynxlike subtlety... an unsubstantiated legend.
This mysterious allegory was likely conceieved while under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen.

Whoa! Look at that (insert thing here)! It's amazing! It's beautiful. It's almost like... PSYCHEDELIC HARMONY.

by ruby throated sparrow December 1, 2004

Man Hammock

Two men start by standing on each side of a woman. The woman sits up on their erections putting two in each hole. The men slowly rock back and fourth mimicking a hammock.

Did you see the video of the four dudes that put that chick in a man hammock?

She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!

by ifreezer November 7, 2010

Harmonee

Smart;kind;freaky and savage

Harmonee is very freaky

by Hcoats0520 March 16, 2017

GLASS HARMONICA

A rare container used to hold beverages in minibars so as to make them difficult to replace.

Do you have Coke in a glass harmonica?

by Boots December 27, 2007

douche hammock

A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.

"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)

by talltimo October 25, 2011

Pork Hammock

When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.

Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.

My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.

I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

harmony

A beautiful funny loving girl.she can be annoying at times but she is hard not to fall in love wit. And rite wen u meet her u will b wanting to never let go of her she is shorter than most..she is a unique person u would b impressed with her in bed even for her first time she usauly acts like she doesn't Know much but she plays dumb most of the time and if she texts u and argues with u a lot than she most likely likes you she only wants one person in her life

Wow Harmony ur the best I ever had in bed

Harmony I miss you, u left your mark on me
have u guys heard about the new girl harmony she is very pretty

by rock it place April 26, 2015