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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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Harmono-Chin

A Harmono-Chin is a metal structure worn by guitarists to enable them to play the guitar and the harmonica simultaneously.
"I love covering Dylon, but I need to get a harmono-Chin to rock it"

Tom -"Is someone strangling a cat?"
Neil - "No, that's just a harmono-Chin"

"Well fuck me. Carlin can actually play the Harmono-Chin!"
by Munki McBag April 15, 2010
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Harmony Gold

An American dubbing company that almost always creates a relatively low-quality dub, often being the earliest of multiple dubs of a particular series. On a number of occasions, character's names would be changed, given voices sounding entirely different to the original dub and sometimes changing storylines.
Carl Macek worked for the company and was responsible for merging together three unrelated series into the phenomenon that was Robotech.
He later went on to found the dubbing conpany, Streamline Pictures which Wikipedia quotes,

"...because of Macek's notoriety with a certain branch of fandom, Streamline became one of the early catalysts of the sub vs. dub debate. Macek's philosophy towards anime dubbing, as stated in several interviews, most notably published Protoculture Addicts and Animag, has become largely synonymous with the negative connotation concerning "Americanized dubs".
Examples: Dragon Ball (1989) (the first five episodes and movies 1 and 3)
Lensman: Power of the Lens (1987)
Lensman: Secret of the Lens (1988)
Robotech (1985) (an amalgamation of three different anime series from Tatsunoko Productions)

* Super Dimension Fortress Macross (1982)

* The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross (1984)

* Genesis Climber MOSPEADA (1983)
Guy 1: I just downloaded the original Japanese series of Dragonball/Macross but it's nothing like the dubbed version I saw on TV!

Guy 2: Harmony Gold dub.

Guy 1: Shit
by Kant Predict August 28, 2010
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Harmonic Minor

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !
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hardin valley academy

the worst school in east tennessee. all the girls there are hoes and the people there are gross. 90 percent of the people there do nicotine and drink beer
you go to hardin valley academy? you must be gay
by bigDtyson November 17, 2021
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sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound
I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night
by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017
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czechoslovakian harmonica

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand
Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica
by The Kydd December 19, 2020
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